I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Randomize
