quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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