We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Blood and glitter go together right?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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