Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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