Don't you send me to vm
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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