yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
And then my night got REAL pukey
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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