how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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