No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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