sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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