I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
We don't watch enough power rangers
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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