She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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