Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Pants are for mortals
there is puke in my bra ... again
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