i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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