Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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