Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
We need to get me chipped asap
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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