Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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