I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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