this beer tastes like vomit already
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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