I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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