I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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