I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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