We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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