So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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