does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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