Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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