it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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