no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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