Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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