May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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