The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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