So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize
