just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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