i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Randomize
