i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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