Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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