Life is so much better after having sex.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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