And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
17 year olds will be the death of me.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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