when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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