So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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