we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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