I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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