using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We just shotgunned beers for America
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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