then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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