There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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