I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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