I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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