I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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