check it out our google latitudes are spooning
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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