Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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