Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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